AYE.

this week effectively comprised of two days. monday and tuesday. today was a half-day, tomorrow's a holiday(:, and friday's back to school, but no one will be in any mood to do any work. heh. since when were we in ANY mood?? heh.

monday. shafiq and i begun our 'nerd-season'. meaning that we run for classes and sit in the front row. like the muggers are doing, or have been doing. thing is, two of us can run faster than anyone in our class, so we always win:) heh. we ran into amaths class and sat in the front row. mrs lam was damn shocked. like IS TODAY MY BIRTHDAY? heh. yeah. retards. then had tuition in the late afternoon where i think i fell asleep. then went for dinner with my relatives[and cousin] from china and they left the next day((: i was feeling rather shitty the whole day and bernice calls it the 'new-age-sensitive-guy phase' HAHA.

tuesday was slightly better. presented our lit project and i think we got full marks. it's really good. i have yet to get it from mervyn. 53mb, mind you. heh. of course, we made fun of ________'s, but that's kinda expected. heh. then had tuition with a rather dejected-but-still-alive bernice. i fell asleep reading almost the end of Rosary Girls. damn sick, damn gory, damn disturbing, but damn nice.

founder's day today. finished rosary girls in the morning cause i had to wait for like 45 minutes since i got to school at 6.30. good stuff. then went for the founder's day service where i heard the best founder's day addresses in all my ten years in ACS. the principal's address was good, OBA's one suprisingly interesting and better, and timotheus' KTQ scholarship speech was absolutely stunning. i wanted to give him a standing ovation, but no one else was doing it, so didn't want to feel out of place. hahahaha. then talked to uncle ben for a while, he having surprised me by hitting me on the head and asking me to stop talking;) HAHAHA. yeah. then went to but guitar strings, for both tim and myself. AND i got myself a LIME GREEN pick! heehee:) then went back to school for chapel practice. best practice ever. everything was tight and flowy. today was good:)

"if you help others, people will see you as having an ulterior motive. help then anyway.
if you have big mind, someone with a small one can bring you down easily. think big anyway."

- timotheus' speech, 07'

as i said, absolutely stunning:)

whooo! whooo! rush rush man!

church was fun today. talked to bre about stuff. heh:) then played with sean's psp. nba07. hahahaha. and then went to cafe cartel and had a rack of ribs for lunch. shiok man:)

then had a rather obscene experience with my cousin. HEHHEH. and got high with bernice. hahahaa. bre sent me new songs! nice mann:)

went for drama today. i finally got my brothers' grimm vcd back from ming. hahahha. elliot brought along his new cat, vivian ann chanel. apparently it's a guy. HAHA. the poor thing's gonna grow up confused about it's gender.

drama was fun, listened to all the unfinished speeches and rosalyn's one was damn good. sigh. and then improvisation was damn funny. as always:)

heh. it's just after chinese new year, and it's getting really, really crappy. in a phrase of how my life is right now, it would be: "the shit hit the fan."

i'm not going to talk about any of the bad stuff cause it'll get me angry again. heh. anyway..

went to julian's house on thursday to do the lit project. damn retarded, mervyn's gonna be doing the video this weekend. sadly, there's no 'announcer voice' voiceover. heh. then went to junction8 to meet bre. hahaha. confidential stuff.

had training today and colin came back again. the clown's just damn free la. hahaha. yeah. marcus and i were doing our usual owning of the sec twos and with colin there, heh. then went to balmoral and had tuition with bernice. tuition was damn funny as usual. hahaha. and mr chan tried to make us eat this japanese nian gao. tasted like eraser with sugar. disgusting. hahaha. then we read the label and it had YANG on it. so we thought there was like some goat byproduct like bile or gall bladder extract. hahahahha. yeah.

then bernice's sister sent me to lavender:)

and i was bloody angry due to some unforeseen bits of shit still flying around [refer to the phrase at the start of the post.] thanks bernice(:

last night and this morning sucked:(

until p.e.

that cheered me up a bit cause p.e. always cheers me up. hahahaha. yeah. i've got an amaths test tomorrow and i'm not that familiar with all the stupid equations and stuff. sigh. more practice. i'm gonna be stoning during chinese tuition later.

this year's chinese new year has been nice throughout(:

had dinner with the fongs, gohs, seets, chows and the er.. single ladies. HAHAHAH. yeah. damn fun. played mahjong and daidee the whole night and practiced a bit for the 31st march thingy with grace and cheryl. fun man. hahah. then went to stay over at cheryl's house and played mahjong till 3am, then ordered macs and watched high school musical while waiting. hahaha.

then today went to jurong sports complex to play badminton. four hours straight man. jireh and i are the ultimate team man! ;) hahahaha. it's too embarrasing to say so i'll leave it at that. hahaha. then went to pastamania for lunch at 4.30. hahahaha. yeah. and now my whole arm cramps up whenever i curl my hand, be it answering the phone or stretching. but fun la(:

it's a three day week left! YEAH MAN!! :)

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:

Paulo da Silva

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

yeah. so that's my sexy name. hahaha

yesterday's dinner was good. ate a lot and put on 2kg. i think i'll lose it on tuesday. hahaha. and yes, it did cheer me up:)

went to church and saw bre's new hair. it's a new breed of mushroom! hhahaha. nah, it's not bad la:) yeah. then went to aunty faith's house and basically finished up her pineapple tarts. haha. then uncle ming kit's friend came together with his family and his daughter's hot. hahahaha;)

went to pizza hut for lunch and then to my grandaunt's house. met jonathan and talked with him about basketball and stuff. then we agreed that his bunch come back to barker and play with the current sec fours. i'm so excited. hahaah.

another reunion dinner tonight, apparently with another grandaunt whom i've never met before, or i have met, just that i was too young to remember. heh. anyhow, there's unagi tonight!!!! :D

isn't it?

apparently, in order to have a good day, you gotta have a bad one. or the other way round.

yesterday was really good:) slacked around in school and then went to the ritz carton to dump our bags down. then went to fareast to meet bernice. she was asking me to come quickly cause she was like stoning for one and a half hours. hahaha. yeah. then went to taka to find _____ present and i actually had no idea what to get. so in the end bernice had this cool idea and so i did it. hahahaha. yeah.:)

so we were bored. for two hours.

i suggested walking to balmoral from taka and so we were like walking past the chingay stands when i suddenly had this insane idea to go to toys r us, so we did a u-turn and walked across the road to paragon. bernice dared me to go on one of those tiny kiddy rides where you put fifty cents or so into a merry-go-round and you sit on it. [for kids below four] hahaha. yeah. so she wanted me to go on the horse and the saddle was really small. with a pole sticking out of the middle. in order to keep my er.. potency, i refused, should the horse jerk or something and the pole jams between my legs.

AND toys r us was damn retarded. hahaha. both of us got videos of each other doing the hula hoop and i had to let her video look better than mine [since i'm such a gentleman;)] HAHAHAHAH. yeah. then we saw these grenades and it said at the top: PRESS ME. and so i complied. and then the grenade went BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP BOOOOOM! and we looked at each other with very scary smiles and pressed ALL the grenades on the rack! HAHAHA. damn fun. hahaha. then we saw buzz lightyear and there was a notice on the packaging: PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON. so bernice read it and was like WHERE'S THE GREEN BUTTON?! and if you've been following your disney characters, buzz lightyear has these three buttons on his chest; red, GREEN and blue. and i was saying like THERE! CAN'T YOU SEE?! and she couldn't seem to recognise the colour green. HAHAHAHHA:))

yeah. then we went for tuition. but it was raining so we couldn't walk. so we sat at the busstop and bernice fell asleep. and no bus came. so we decided to just heck it and walk through the drizzle. hahaha. there was this lady walking in front of us and bernice whispered to me to go up to her and rob her of her umbrella. and then the woman turned around and looked at us! stifling our laughter was never this hard. hahahha.

yeah. and then during tuition we were damn bored and rather pissed cause _____ changed all our lessons because he had to go on an 18day holiday. so after tuition i went back to marina and watched just follow law. damn funny movie about these two completely different people switching bodies. yeah. the ritz carlton couch is suprisingly nice to sleep on, better than the bed.

and yes, today.

it's rather petty when i thought about what happened and i dunno la. i'd rather not talk about it. i hope the steamboat tonight cheers me up. it always does:)

today was extremely boring.

double chinese, double a maths, double SS. heh. was entertaining myself with kevin's insane laughter and wira's borat and er... 'length' jokes;) hehheh. yeah. really wrong man. ahahahahaha.

then went to eat sakae sushi at parkway after school with my mum.

and we don't get half day tomorrow, even though it's chinese new year. and i'm seeing bernice again. heh;)

today started out damn shitty.

i woke up at 5.45 cause my sister had to go earlier. so i put my contacts on and the left one broke in my eye. it was so freaking painful. so i asked my mum to help me and she came up and poked around in my eye for a bit and took out the piece. half of the lens. so she asked me to take out the right side. and while i was doing that, i broke the right one. so she helped me take out the fragment again and we realised that the other half of the left one was still inside. so i took the eyedrops and tried to flush the other half out. but it didn't come out. so we realised it could be one of either two possibilities.

1) it could have come out while i was blinking.

2) the damn thing's still in there.

so in the end, i was late for school:( i was walking around with my eyes half closed cause of the repeated poking of my eyeballs by my mum. hahahha. yeah. then pe was damn shitty. 3.6km. and i was worried about my (apparently nonexistent) stuck contact lens so i didn't run well at all. then we played basketball and ohman. if i was my coach, i would have screamed at myself. heh.

yeah. then after school, things started becoming a bit better. went to wish coach happy new year and he was very nice and he said he'll try to appeal for a place in MJC for dean and i should we need it. hahaha apparently he coaches there too. yeah(: then i went to see the eye doctor, who's my mum's university classmate. yeah. she overturned my eyelids with a stick and asked me to look in four different directions. so in the end, there was nothing there:)

i had my first session of fatclub today. i felt extremely fit. hahaha. we were supposed to run around the basketball courts, ten rounds. pffft. i finished sprinting the rounds and i stood at the corner, waiting for the others to finish. being the only one not breathing hard as though my life depended on it was seriously an ego boost. i have since gotten my head back down. heh. yeah.

then after school i went to waffletown to wait for bernice. so we talked for quite a while over there and then headed for amaths. MR TAN HAS A NEW HAIRCUT!! IT'S DAMN SEXY! HAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah. we were laughing about that for quite a bit. and then we just got into hyper mode and worked on our abs. hahahha. yeah:)

then bre messaged me to tell me that she's back:) my source of entertainment. hahahaha.

today was good, i was happy.

church anniversary today. got a fruitcake. yeah. was zoning out during service today. i've been doing that a lot lately. thinking about so many things. events are coming and everything and i'm trying to think about what's best for everyone and for everything. yeah. at least i don't get bored.

then went to play soccer at ngee ann poly. i scored three goals and i was so, so happy with myself. i've got a new nickname now, the bull. hahahaha. fun man.

correction to above statement: i'm bored now. i don't know what to think about. yes, i know i'm strange.

today was rather fun.

went for drama a bit earlier today to help bernice with emath. then i did a bit of my chem and stuff. and something rather embarassing happened before drama. SHUTUP BERNICE:) hahahahahaha. aye. then we did this lyrical poem thingy and i read a poem called Judah. it's quite good, i might do it for the exams. or the one bernice got, Jesus. hahahaha. yeah. and then improvisation was retarded, as usual. hahaha

then went for cell at the chans' house. played fifa with jeremy and lost 1-0. aye. being a rightback has its pros and cons reading the game on the xbox. my defense is almost unpenetratable [ALMOST resulting in the 1-0 lost] and my offense has MUCH to be desired. hahahaha. aye. fun la.

We've Got Tonight
ronan keating

I know its late, I know youre weary
I know your plans don't include me
Still here we are, both of us lonely
Longing for shelter from all that we see
Why should we worry, no one will care girl
Look at the stars so far away

Weve got tonight, who needs tomorrow?
Weve got tonight babe
Why don't we stay?

Deep in my soul,
Ive been so lonely
All of my hopes, fading away
I've longed for love, like everyone else does
I know I'll keep searching, after today
So there it is girl,
Ive got it all now
And here we are babe, what do you say?

I know its late,
I know youre weary
I know your plans dont include me
Still here we are, both of us lonely
Both of us lonely

omg this is another super nice and cheesy song. hahahahahaha thanks bernice:)

OHMAANN I'M DAMN HIGH.

had training today. joshua and colin came back after getting their results. both 14. heh. then jchia came back to visit and marcus, joachim, colin and j teamed up against the sec threes and twos and we whooped them. like everything was sooo smooth, the blocks, the fastbreaks and everything omg i was soo happy la. hahaha.

then went to meet bernice at waffle town for dinner. sat around eating fruit gums which i can't remember the name of and happy hippos. yeah. damn retarded. then went down for tuition. we were making a bet on the escalator that mr chan would be wearing the same clothes. we were right. hahahaha. the cheryl came in and we told her our observations. and we were laughing our balls off. or at least, only me. HAHAHAHAH yeah. then he told us that he used to be a civil engineer. cheryl and i heard SILVER ENGINEER. laughed like shit again. then there was this debate between me and bernice about whether zooland anials were chicken, cheese or salty flavoured. hahaha. yeah. damnfun(:

then bernice's sister gave me a life to lavender and i had to wait for my parents to fetch me to the airport to send janice off. talked to jireh and joshua and stuff. hahah yeah. then went to starbucks and had a mocha frappe.

YEAH AND SO NOW I'M GETTING DAMN HIGH LISTENING TO BERNICE AND JOINING IN HER RANDOM SONGS. I NEED SLEEP MAN. HAHAHAH.

WELL DONE BREANNA CHAN!!! (:(:

just so you know. another nice song(:

shafiq and i were feeling damn sick in school today. as in we were like basically stoning around in practically all our classes, which is something UNHEARD of since the start of school. we weren't even fooling around in amath, which is like the fool-around-since-the-teacher-can't-teach period. yeah. but we sorta recovered after school cause we were going to mgs for the social studies talk on leadership and governence. hehheh;)

yeah. so shafiq and i were hanging around with shannen and dion and so we were the last to get into the auditorium. AND that meant the FRONT ROW. so nevermind, we sat there, feeling everyone's eyes on our backs. surprisingly the talk was rather fun and interactive. speaker was rather good. and dion's official title is now BARKER'S BIGGEST BALLS. or rather, he HAS... youknow. hahah. he was like the only one going up to the mike to answer the questions. and the way he said the answers was DAMN FUNNY. hahaha yeah. and shafiq, shannen and i were basically giving him almost all the answers. so when dion becomes the next prime minister or something, we're gonna be his advisors. hahahha

and i cut my hair. it's RATHER SHORT. hahaha.

had training today and it was good stuff.

played against the lower sec guys and well, we thrashed them man. heh. had a lot of fun. and coach tells me i'm now promoted to centre training coach. which basically means i train all the new centres in post moves and all that crap. heh. was talking to coach and he was telling me about my JC choices and stuff, asking me to do well so i can get into meridian JC, which is the JC he coaches. hahahha. yeah. and the whole conversation was in chinese so.... hahah had fun la(:

then came home for tuition and i'm just about ready to collapse. heh.

Hero
Enrique Iglesias

Would you dance if I asked you to dance
Would you run and never look back
Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight

Would you tremble if I touched your lips
Would you laugh, oh please tell me this
Now would you die for the one you love
Hold me in your arms tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

my new favourite song. thank you so much bernice! hahah this can be your theme song for when you do all the hero bernice deeds, like helping me reset my ipod. hahahaha(:

okay. i've just finished my whirlwind of stuff i had to do and i just have my physics essay and my lit test to study for. okay. that sounds like a lot. heh

so today was rather fun. hahaha. kevin, me and wira got damn high in class and we were trying to stifle our laughter. and then we had physics in the com lab and kevin goes in and asks WHERE'S OUR ASSIGNMENT? so then i look over at his screen and the genius clicked on SEC THREE physics. HAHAHAHHAHA.

hahah then after school went to balmoral to have tuition with bernice. laughed like shit as usual:) and i finally got the hang of the applications of differentiation. heh. and she gave me a cd with very good stuff. hahahaha. which begun a long campaign of finding the right computer. hahahaha. thanks bernice:D you're fabulous man!! hahahahah

and bre messaged me from chiangmai! hahah i'm so honoured!! :D hahah

just came back after sending bre off to chiangmai.

worship today was good. heh. then went up for service and then to changi airport where we had our lunch at macs. then met up with jireh, alwyn, shawn, jeremy and chris and went to swensens to get me and jireh's FREE ICECREAM, courtesy of breanna:)) yeah. jireh was telling us about his ass crack and stuff. HAHAHA. yeah.

i'm gonna have to entertain myself in class for ten days now. heh;)

drama today was damn funny. hahaha. as always. elliot and i got paired up to do a variety of scenes and stuff. hahah. then we had to go around and flirt with all the other girls. FAIL MAN! HAHAHAHA. i guess we can't force these things cause we're just naturally so full of charisma;) HAHAHAHAHAH! yeah. then bernice, elliot and i were sitting around after class and we were... training our abs. hahaha. i said that if the three of us stayed together for three or four days, we would come out with major six packs man. hahahhahahaha

then went to watch the last king of scotland with my dad. good show. damn gory. heh.

bre's off tomorrow. there goes my entertainment in class:( oops.

today was a good day.

had training after school and we were practicing our street moves for the teacher vs student match. that basically means, to basketball illiterate people, nonsensical and entertaining plays which look damn good when done right [eg. throwing a pass off the backboard to yourself and doing a midair layup] and damn bad when done wrong. heh. ANYWAY. had a lot of fun la. then played a match against the sec threes and twos. our team chemistry surprisingly was still rather intact. heh.

then went to meet bernice at the busstop to go to waffletown for dinner. we were eating halfway and then the chinese news showed this thing about MOOBS. damn funny la! HAHAHAHA. we were sniggering into our food man. hahaha. then after much laughing, we went for tuition.

i'm not trying to be bad or anything, but mr chan was wearing the same shirt AGAIN. the one he's been wearing for the past two weeks. HHAHAHA! yeah. so he was telling us about how his boss was gonna nominate him for the standard charted run. then he was saying how the other men are fat and have tummies. then bernice suddenly looked at me and i looked at her and we thought about the moobs and we BURST OUT LAUGHING! HAHAHAHHAHAA. yeah. then bernice's dad gave me a lift to lavender. and i'll be seeing her AGAIN tomorrow. heh.

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird,
I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
And it's not easy to be me

ooh i love this song man(:

yew jin's note to dean. damn gay man. HAHAHA

today was damn fun. played against new town. we went out and had fun. everyone did what they had always wanted to do in a real match. jason took his buzzer beater shot [which didn't go in]. hahahahah yeah. and i did two nice blocks and a nice shot which got the crowd going OHHHHHHHH!!! hahahah. good stuff. i'm glad we enjoyed ourselves man:)

and yew jin, i tell you, attracts balls. hahahahahahaha. when we were warming up, i passed the ball to joni for a layup and yew jin was running back to get in line. so he got into the exact line path of the ball and it hit him squarely on his head. damn funny man. hahahahah

so now i'm having a career guidance talk with bernice. hahahahahaha:)